pessimistic Minecraft Servers

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  • WhineCraft Server

    WhineCraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you whiners out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, lots of whining.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

    WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creepers and Misanthropes

    Creepers and Misanthropes

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    Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

    Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CSTO Chaos Minecraft Server

    CSTO Chaos Minecraft Server

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Armenia suspending participation in CSTO! our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, just like Armenian PM! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, so come join the fun and be part of the madness! who needs international politics when you can have a blast playing minecraft with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition

    PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, Putin himself plays on dis server! yep, u heard me right, da man himself is building a giant statue of himself made entirely of diamonds! he even has a secret base where he keeps all his pet polar bears and rides around on a diamond-encrusted minecart. but wait, there’s more! the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him, but he’s too busy playing minecraft to care! so come join us on dis server and maybe u can team up with Putin and take over the world together! haha just kidding, but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mom’s Mental Load Mine

    Mom’s Mental Load Mine

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of carrying the “mental load” of housework in real life? Well, have no fear because on this Minecraft server, we flip the script! Join us and experience a world where the moms are the ones in charge of all the cognitive household labor. That’s right, no more stressing about chores and responsibilities, just sit back and relax as the moms handle it all.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness the chaos of moms trying to juggle everything, but you’ll also see the hilarious consequences that come with it. From burnt down houses because mom forgot to turn off the stove, to epic battles over who gets to do the laundry first, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knew that taking on the mental load could be so much fun? Let’s get ready to rumble, moms style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersOmz is a talented musician and producer known for blending elements of hip-hop, R&B, and electronic music to create his own unique sound. With a growing discography and a dedicated fan base, Omz is quickly making a name for himself in the music industry. Keep an eye out for his latest releases and collaborations in the near future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Insomniac’s Vanilla Dreamland – Where griefing is protected! Crossplay in 1.21!

    Insomniac’s Vanilla Dreamland – Where griefing is protected! Crossplay in 1.21!

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    Sleepless MC SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Crossplay Allows both Bedrock and Java players to play together
    Land Claims Claim land using a Golden Shovel
    Grief Protection Anti-Grief enabled to restore claims if damaged
    Custom Enchants Enhance your playing experience with custom enchants
    Player Sign Shops Create and use player shops
    Custom Items Includes building items, armor, and weapons
    Minions Use minions for AFK grinding and money making
    Coin Shop Earn in-game ranks, chat colors, player tags, and pets

    If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, we’d love to have you!

    Discord: discord.gg/sleepless

    Server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Can I join the server if I play on Java Edition?

    Yes, Sleepless MC SMP allows both Bedrock and Java players to join and play together.

    How do I claim land?

    You can claim land using a Golden Shovel.

    Are there protections against griefing?

    Yes, Anti-Grief protection is enabled to easily restore claims if they are damaged.

    What are custom enchants?

    Custom enchants enhance your playing experience by providing unique enchantments not found in the base game.

    Can I create my own shop on the server?

    Yes, you can create player sign shops to sell items to other players.

    What are minions used for?

    Minions can be used for AFK grinding and money making on the server.

    How can I earn in-game rewards?

    You can earn in-game ranks, chat colors, player tags, and pets through the Coin Shop.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mococoeh’s Miney Minecraft Server

    Mococoeh’s Miney Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of noisy players ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only sound you’ll hear is the gentle clucking of chickens and the soothing hum of redstone contraptions! Our exclusive underwater escape routes will have you diving into the sea like a pro, just like Mococoeh did when things got too crazy. Plus, if you’re not a fan of loud players, you’ll fit right in with our quiet crew of CC, rodda rodda, and Nerissa. Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to peaceful mining and building on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMPY McSMPface – Minecraft SMP MOTY incoming

    SMPY McSMPface – Minecraft SMP MOTY incoming

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane plugins you’ve ever seen, including a teleportation spell that turns you into a flying pig, a chat filter that translates everything you say into llama speak, and a custom crafting recipe that lets you build a weapon made entirely out of cheese!

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. MOTY (Minecraft Server of the Year) award is practically in the bag!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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