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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4130
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Star Shards Collected:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	5190
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Secret Peshay Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

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CreeperLove404

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TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

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BridgeBusterCraft

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Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

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40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

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ExFriendWeddingDrama

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TNTropolis Minecraft Server

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KurskKaboomCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crops Grown:	4466	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2