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ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280
Ores Mined:	3574	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

> Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP

alt season, alts, bearish, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, hodl, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, Nuke, Pump, smp, SNEEZES, speculation, Trading, volatility, wagmi

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

QuackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4556	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

A hermitcraft-like Semi-vanilla SMP!

The QuackCraft SMP Minecraft server gives you an as close to vanilla SMP experience as you can have on a public server. Features consist of a community shopping district, friendly community, and optional PVP. There are also fun Community events such as community ender dragon fight.

quackcraft.org

WorldMoon server Minecraft

Minecraft, Server, WorldMoon

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	3752
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

The owner of the “WorldMoon” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SaboM12.aternos.me

Crying Freeman Minecraft Server

80s shlock, action, Anime, Assassin, crime thriller, crying, Crying Freeman, cult classic, cult favorite, Dark, Freeman, Good adaptation, graphic novel, Hitman, Japanese culture, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Revenge, Server, source material, violent, Western adaptation, yakuza

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	232843
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have somehow managed to make a western adaptation actually good! And trust us, that is no easy feat considering the source material is straight out of the 80s shlock era. But hey, we’ve added so many crazy mods and custom features that you won’t even believe you’re playing the same game.

Join us for epic quests where you have to battle giant pixelated robots from the future, or build your own time machine to travel back to the 80s and witness the shlock firsthand. And don’t forget about our exclusive cowboy-themed PvP battles, where you can duel it out with other players while riding on pixelated horses.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky version of Minecraft that actually works? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any unexpected time loops or spaghetti western showdowns along the way.

> Watching Clips Of LOTR On YT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1.4 million views, Clips, first time watching, long tail tags, lord of the rings, Lotr, LOTR clips, LOTR community, LOTR fandom, LOTR fans, LOTR movie, lotr reaction, LOTR reactions, LOTR reactions on YouTube, Minecraft, movie clips, movie reaction, reaction video, reaction video length, Recommendations, smp, Watching

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4565	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to recreate iconic movie moments like never before! Who needs to watch LOTR reaction videos when you can BE the characters in our server? Join now and become the star of your own epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to Middle Earth…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy theory!

ProCraftSurvival

Economy, multiplayer survival PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay adventure creative modded RPG quest hardcore pixelmon vanilla prison factions towny magic, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9386
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

New Server! Under development but playable. Mob coins, shop, custom enchants, skills, casino, crates, God kits. Taking staff apps and in need of a dev.

37.10.122.43:25924

Blocky Suit Minecraft Server

blocky, business attire, career advancement, dress to impress, dressing for success, fashion, formal events, formal wear, funeral attire, funerals, Job Interview, job interview outfit, Job Search, Menswear, Minecraft, professional attire, Server, special occasions, Style, Suit, suit shopping, wedding attire, Weddings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of showing up to job interviews, weddings, and funerals looking like a total noob? Look no further, my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and get yourself a virtual suit that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Picture this: you stroll into a job interview wearing a diamond-encrusted suit, complete with a bowtie made of emeralds. The interviewer is so impressed by your virtual fashion sense that they hire you on the spot!

But that’s not all – at weddings, you’ll be the best-dressed player in the chapel. Your suit will be so snazzy that the bride and groom will ask you to officiate the ceremony! And at funerals, you’ll be the talk of the graveyard as you pay your respects in style.

So why settle for boring old real-life suits when you can join our server and dress to impress in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your fashion game and turn heads wherever you go. Join now and get ready to slay in style!

SMP: Anime that Couldn’t Be Made Today

Anime, artistic freedom, Censorship, controversial, couldn’t be made today, couldnt, creative boundaries, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethical concerns, historical context, offensive content, Outdated, Political Correctness, problematic themes, sensitive topics, smp, social norms, societal changes, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, Today

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	4640	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner weeb! Join us if you want to build a giant waifu statue, have epic anime battles with your friends, and create your own anime-inspired world.

But beware, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground anime society plotting to take over the server with their kawaii powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their adorable tyranny?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your best cat ears, and let’s embark on a journey filled with anime references, epic quests, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. Join us now and become the ultimate anime protagonist in this wacky Minecraft world!

Nexcade

Adventure, Anarchy, Attack, battle arena, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Customization, Defense, Economy, EXCITEMENT, KitPvP, Kits, Maps, Mini Games, mobs, multiplayer, Perks, PvP, Resources, Skills, strategy, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	4910	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Step into Nexcade, a vibrant Minecraft server where endless adventures await. Built for players who crave excitement, Nexcade offers a variety of game modes, a friendly community, and immersive experiences that bring Minecraft to life in new ways. From survival challenges to competitive arenas, there’s something for every kind of player!

Game Modes:

Survival: Dive into the ultimate Survival experience, where the only limit is your creativity. Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive against mobs. With enhanced perks and unique features, Nexcade’s Survival mode brings both challenge and freedom, letting you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams.

The Pit: Enter The Pit, a fast-paced, action-packed battle arena designed for intense PvP combat. Choose from a range of powerful kits, hone your skills, and face off against other players in heart-pounding battles. Only the most strategic and skilled players will rise to the top—do you have what it takes to conquer The Pit?

Bed Wars: Team up or go solo in the ultimate defense and attack game mode. Defend your bed while attempting to destroy the enemy’s, all while gathering resources and strategizing your way to victory. With a variety of maps and customization options, each Bed Wars match at Nexcade offers a fresh challenge and endless excitement.

play.nexcade.net

River Rave Minecraft Server

Adventure, beauty, Destination, drop me, Escape, Explore, Flowing, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, rave, Reflection, river, Scenic, Serene, Server, take me, Tranquil, travel, Water

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, come on down to our server where we’ll literally drop you in the water! That’s right, forget about starting on land like a normal player, we’ll throw you right into the deep end and see if you can swim your way to survival.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!