One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.
So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!
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| Server Name | Melio |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Features | No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect |
| Location | Western US |
| Community | Mature, drama-free, inclusive |
To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.
The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.
While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.
No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.
Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!
Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!
Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!
Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!
Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.
Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?
So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.
And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.
So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!
we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.
if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.
if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟♂️
our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥
so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼♂️🏰
join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥
Survival Server. It’s online 24/7
landclaim, economy, etc etc, veinminer
Was previously listed on this website but they removed it? No email or message i could find as to why.
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