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Board People Minecraft SMP

Argument, Board, controversy, criticism, debate, disagreement, dislike, emotional, gimmicky, internet, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, people, personally, piece of shit, reaction, Sensitive, smp, social media, triggered, Upset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

Block Break Bliss

Bliss, BLOCK, Break

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	141
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the pure joy of digging straight down without hitting lava! Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

AnonCelebCraft

AnonCelebCraft, Anonymity, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity lifestyle, cyber identity, digital anonymity, Digital World, Fame, famous personalities, internet, internet celebrities, internet fame, online persona, online presence, online privacy, online reputation, public figures, social media, social media influencers, virtual world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got celebs hiding out from the paparazzi! imagine mining diamonds next to beyonce or building a castle with kim kardashian! we even got justin bieber battling creepers like a pro! plus, rumor has it that taylor swift is secretly a redstone genius on the server! come join the fun and see which celeb you’ll run into next! it’s like hollywood meets blocky world, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

LorezMine Minecraft server

Griefer Server, LorezMine, Minecraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4491	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6825
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

LorezMine

Griefer Server

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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

backwards, Bosses, corrupted society, disrespectful pay, economic inequality, Exploitation, fair society, hardest workers, INEQUALITY, labor rights, long hours, lowest pay, loyalty, Minecraft, modern labor system, PunishCraft, punishment, Server, social justice, Submission, unfair treatment, unfair wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	855	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

Tired of being a slave to the capitalist pigs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where hard work actually pays off! Our virtual society is completely bananas, where the more you mine, the more diamonds rain down from the sky! No more bowing down to the bosses, here you are the boss of your own destiny. Join us and experience a world where the grind is actually worth it, and where the only corruption you’ll find is in the form of creepers blowing up your house. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive labor system, one block at a time!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

bad outcome, bleak future, Despair, Disappointment, doubt, Failure, Frustration, Garbage, lacking quality, letdown, low expectations, Minecraft, negative outcome, negative outlook, not good enough, pessimism, Server, skepticism, subpar, TrashCraft, Ultimate, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unsatisfactory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Farms Harvested:	165
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

CraftyRichesMC

children, Communication, CraftyRichesMC, debt free, ENGAGEMENT, financial disclosure, frugality, future planning, hidden wealth, house purchase, Joint Finances, lifestyle differences, net worth, Prenup, relationship dynamics, Resentment, Retirement, savings, separate finances, spending habits, Support

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ores Mined:	1754

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as my hidden net worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?

And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.

So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

InspireCraft Minecraft Server

atypical sparks, bizarre inspirations, creativity, extraordinary triggers, InspireCraft, Minecraft, odd places, offbeat influences, out of the ordinary, peculiar thoughts, quirky triggers, random sparks, Server, strange motivators, surprising muse, thinking outside the box, uncanny muse, uncommon sources, unconventional thoughts., unexpected inspiration, unexpected places, unique sources, unusual ideas

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly had a stroke of genius for your next big invention? Well, on our server, you’ll find inspiration in the most unlikely places – like when a creeper blows up your house and you realize you’re a better builder than you thought!

Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big Minecraft trend while trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in our custom-made survival world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your ideas!

MineCraftMunchies

comfort food, Cozy, craving, DELICIOUS, dish, Favorite, Filling, go to, guilty pleasure, homemade, Indulgent, Meal, MineCraftMunchies, nostalgic, satisfying, snack, soothing, soul food, Tasty, Treat, Warm

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! We’ve got more comfort food options than you can shake a stick at, from diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies. And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for enchanted golden apples – they’re so delicious, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-eat the Baconator, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon blocks (yes, bacon blocks – don’t ask how they’re made, just enjoy them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory! Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!

bird, bird flu, chronic disease, ChronicCraft, death, Epidemic, flu, free, H1N1, health ministry, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, influenza, mexico, Mexico news, mortality, outbreak, pandemic, patient, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun.

FruitCraft: Not Your Average VeggieTales

animated, animated fruits, animated vegetables, Average, Bob the Tomato, children’s show, Christian, Christian animation, Christian entertainment, Christian values, Educational, Entertainment, family friendly, Family Values, fruitcraft, FRUITS, kids show, Larry the Cucumber, Moral lessons, VEGETABLES, VEGGIETALES, Wholesome

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3009	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6945	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Votes:	6683	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the main characters of VeggieTales are actually fruits? like, what a twist, amirite? join our server for a wild ride through a world where Bob the Tomato is actually Bob the Strawberry and Larry the Cucumber is Larry the Watermelon. it’s a total mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about fruits and vegetables. plus, we have a secret underground fruit ninja training camp where you can hone your skills and become the ultimate fruit warrior. so come join us for a fruity adventure unlike any other!