personal sickness – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

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CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

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FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

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PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

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CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

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