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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 689 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.