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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7395 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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