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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.
Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!
So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.
