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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2158 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!