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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1828 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.