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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6286 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!