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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4727 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!