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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4234 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 943125 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.