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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Farms Harvested:	811

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

1-403-926-5649, Adventure, Alberta, area code, blocky, calgary, Call, Calling, Canada, cell phone, Communication, communication technology, Contact, Dial, dialing, Digits, list, long distance, Minecraft, mobile, North America, numeric, phone number, Tag, telephone, Wild

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	76
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	2512	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	28
Farms Harvested:	187	Votes:	918
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑