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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7503 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4525 |
Emeralds Found: | 3115 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 5258 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!