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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Villages Defended:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1346	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8291	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3113
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ores Mined:	5990

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9837
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!