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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5805
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

MineScape Server – General Banter

Alt1, arch digsite, banter, Daemonheim arch digsite, game updates, general, graphics update, Group ironman mode, kandarin, lighthouse, Lunar Isle, Minescape, moneymaking, Necro, necromancy, Official News Archive, Osseous Rex, Perk calculator, Rellekka, Requiem for a Dragon, Returning Players, Rex Matriarch, RS Wiki, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, Server, skill guide, skilling boss, T95 magic weps, Warped Depths

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Warped Depths edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, how about facing off against the 4th Rex Matriarch boss and getting a new ring for Necro? Or diving into the new Boss dungeon ‘Sanctum of Rebirth’ and wielding T95 dual wield magic weapons coming in July? And let’s not forget about the upcoming skilling boss, Group ironman mode, Daemonheim arch digsite, and 4th Necro conjure – it’s going to be lit!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a graphics update that will make Rellekka and Lighthouse look snazzy, and Lunar Isle is next on the list. Plus, you can now search the game settings – revolutionary, right?

And if you’re feeling brave, embark on the new “grandmaster” quest to end the first part of the Fort “Storyline” with ‘Requiem for a Dragon’. Oh, and don’t miss out on the new skeleton male dino boss coming on May 28th!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the Warped Depths and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Blocky Booty Calls

advice, Beginners, blocky, BOOTY, Calls, Communication, digital communication, FLIRTING, Intimacy, MISTAKES, relationships, sexting, sexting advice, sexting dos and don’ts, sexting etiquette, sexting for beginners, sexting guide, sexting help, sexting mistakes, sexting tips, Technology, Tips

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7876
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2594	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dimension Hops:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	1592	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	4848
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	696	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	801252
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	2320

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3801	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	708	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!