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Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1301
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Votes:	2056	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1895	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	124
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2013

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Votes:	9142	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Animals Bred:	193
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	882
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!