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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4122 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.
So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).
