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CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Votes:	3771

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ores Mined:	5731	Crops Grown:	7164
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Animals Bred:	80

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

Accuracy, collide, Debunked, facts, factually sound, film, Fun, INFORMATION, Investigate, Journalism, Kino, KinoCraft, media literacy, Movie, Myths, Reliable, research, snopes approved, SnopesApproved, trustworthy, Truth, Urban Legends, verify

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

Barbies, bewildering, bizarre circumstances, confusion, conundrum, Disappearance, disbelief, eerie, Enigma, Happened, her.., investigation, missing person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Revenge, shock, strange occurrences, unanswered questions, unsolved, what the fuck, zombie

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	9099
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

advice, anxiety, cnt, Confidence, Crafty, Help, Interview Tips, interviews, job interview advice, job interview anxiety, job interview confidence, job interview help, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview stress, job interview techniques, job interview tips, job interviews, Job Search, Nervous, panic attack, Preparation, stress

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1721
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	131	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Votes:	2325	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

#file size, #longtime friend, #nude videos, #throwaway discord, #video conversion, Anonymity, bonus points, club, Crafty, CREEPERS, Disclosure, friendship, Lazy, mad, Masturbation, middle school, Missed, privacy, red, sharing, storytelling, Thread, webm

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!