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Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

controversy, Copyright, Digital Media, Entertainment, Havoc, hololive, intellectual property, Japanese idols, legal issues, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, online platform, Permission, public relations, scandal, Server, social media, streaming, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	66
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Hololive is asking for permission to join in on the fun. That’s right, our players are so talented that they’re attracting the attention of virtual idols. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to do a collab with Kizuna AI while building your epic castle made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to ask permission from Hololive first!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

10 months, an hero, coping strategies, CraftyCrew, Emotional journey, emotional release, feeling depressed, guys, Healing Process, inner peace, Liberating, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, officially happened, overcoming challenges, personal growth, reaching the end, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3467
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a true hero without any of that pesky depression holding you back!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. We have insane stories of players who have conquered mountains, tamed dragons, and even built entire cities out of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a true hero in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to an hero without a care in the world!

RespawnRIPBob

accident, coping, death, devastating loss, emotional pain, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Illness, life cut short, Loss, Memories, mourning, passing, Remembrance, RespawnRIPBob, Tragedy, tragic event, unexpected loss, untimely death, young death

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Emeralds Found:	3617
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!

CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian Supreme Court, Censorship, CEO, Country, court order., CraftyMusksCourtBrazil, elon musk, free speech, internet regulation, judge, judicial intervention, legal action, legal representative, online platform, OPERATIONs, social media, Suspend, suspension, threat, twitter

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

after event cleaning, after guests leave, after party cleanup, Chores, cleaning, cleaning up, cleanliness, domestic duties, GirlCleaner, Girls, house cleaning, household chores, Housekeeping, keeping things tidy, maid service, maintaining cleanliness, Minecraft, picking up after others, post-party mess, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, tidying the house, tidying up

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

IslandSuccess200 Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, cultural diversity, Cultural preservation, education, free society, future predictions, global communication, Island success, IslandSuccess200, language acquisition, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, Long-term goals, Minecraft, smp, Taiwanese Mandarin

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	2517
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this crazy island where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!

VacayVibesWithMyMini

anxiety, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional maturity, family dynamics, family vacation, Great Smoky Mountains, headlice, healing, make up vacation, narcissist, panic attacks, road trip, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sibling dynamics, single mom, toxic family, toxic relationships, VacayVibesWithMyMini

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a king suite on the penthouse floor in the Great Smoky Mountains – just you and your kid, lice-free guaranteed!

Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.

Blocktopia: Witness the Epicness!

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventure, aspirations, before I die, blocktopia, bucket list, dream come true, dreams, epicness, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Milestones, must see, once in a lifetime, things to do, things to see, travel, ultimate experiences, unforgettable moments, Witness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9279
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw epic dance parties every night. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGeneralUS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Potions Brewed:	182	Farms Harvested:	623
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army to challenge the chinese army general in a battle to the death. top US official will be there to cheer u on and maybe even join in the fight. who will come out on top? find out on our server, where anything can happen and the stakes are high. join now for a chance to make history and maybe even start world war 3 (just kidding… or are we?)

CrustCraft: ZirconZest

Ancient Zircons, Continental Crust, Continental Formation, Crustal Evolution, CrustCraft, Early Earth, Earth science, Earth’s First Continents, earth’s history, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, Magmatic Activity, mineralogy, Oxidizing, Petrology, plate tectonics, Tectonic Processes, Thickened Crust, Wet Magmatic Signatures, Zircon Analysis, ZirconZest

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WILD STORIES? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WE GOT OXIDIZING AND WET MAGMATIC SIGNATURES GALORE!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!