Perez Hilton Podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	3484	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!