our server is so lit, even the researchers be talkin’ about it. dey found dat our server be so epic, it can make disabled people do backflips and shoot fireballs out their eyes. ain’t no discrimination here, just pure chaos and laughter.
come join us and be part of the most wacky, wild, and wonderful Minecraft server on the block. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for them dancin’ creepers, dey got some sick moves.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Watch as chickens breakdance and cows do the moonwalk. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal pet dragon after befriending the Diamond Chicken!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in Minecraft history? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.
With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the sky is pink, pigs fly, and Tifa is the most hated character for some reason (seriously, why do people not like Tifa? She’s just trying to survive in this blocky world!).
But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to battle evil chickens, build the tallest tower made entirely of cake, and rescue a group of lost llamas from a pack of angry creepers.
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.
Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?
So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Experienced Staff Team | Rosalia’s moderators and admins have over 20+ years of collective experience running and moderating communities and Minecraft servers. |
| Simple Approval Process | Whitelisted server with a simple character submission process for approval before joining the server. |
| Ever Updating & Expanding | Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events. |
| Always Unbiased | No unfair advantages given, rules and guidelines in place to prevent bias in staff decisions. |
| Lore | Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire. |
A: To join Rosalia, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions for character submission and approval process.
A: We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server.
A: Yes, we are a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay server.
A: No, we do not ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary contributions for advantages. Our server is always unbiased.
A: Staff-run lore events are frequent and constantly evolving to keep the server’s story moving forward.
Imagine a world where every wrong turn you make leads to hidden treasure, every failed build becomes a masterpiece, and every creeper explosion turns into a fireworks display.
This server is like a magical land where chaos reigns supreme, but in the best possible way. So come on, join us and let’s turn your life around, one block at a time!
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense mining session, when suddenly a full-sized container of yogurt falls from the sky and splatters all over your blocky world. Do you have what it takes to clean up the mess without getting yogurt all over your pixelated hands? Only the bravest and most courteous players will survive in this chaotic realm.
But beware, there are sneaky players lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and cut in line at the self-checkout. Will you stand your ground and assert your grocery store dominance, or will you let the yogurt spill chaos consume you?
Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knew that grocery store etiquette could be so thrilling?
On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!
Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!
| Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server |
|---|
| Unique map experience |
| Fun and fair PVP |
| Community of builders & PVP’ers |
| Active admin support |
| Curseforge modpack |
| Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 |
| Discord: Join us on Discord |
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.
A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.
A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.
A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.
A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.
We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.
Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!
Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!
Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!
Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!