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PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

TangoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, body hair, Brazil, comparison, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Destination, Exploration, grooming habits, hairy, Minecraft, Natural, per capita, personal preference, Pussies, Server, shaved, south america, Stereotypes, superficial, TangoCraft, travel, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and untamed as the natural pussies of Brazil and Argentina? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are rocking a full bush! Join us for a hairy adventure unlike any other, where the only thing smoother than our gameplay is the smooth jazz playing in the background. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore a world where the only thing shaved is the ice in your mojito. See you in South America, baby!

Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

Babes, birth control, blocky, Casual Sex, coalburners, disowning, family members, Minecraft, niggers, NWord, per capita, Pregnancy, Race War, safety net, Server, Shenanigans, single moms, single mothers, welfare benefits

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

Bond, Breed, care, Commitment, Companionship, emotional connection, family, Future, guardianship, Legacy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Nurture, Offspring, Partnership, Protect, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	191107
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

CraftyKidsDrugFree

anniversary, BETRAYAL, biological children, common sense, Communication, CraftyKidsDrugFree, drug misunderstanding, forgiveness, foster care, foster family, foster parenting, Grief, learning, misbehaving, perspective, punishment, summer break, Trauma, trauma response, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6668	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Votes:	2291
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

affordability, budgeting, consumerism, cost comparison, cost of living, economic changes, expensive, financial strain, inflation, market trends, Memories, Nostalgia, price history, price increase, price shock, purchasing power, Reminiscing, retail prices, RetroCraft, rising costs, sticker price, sticker shock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7984
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6515	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Emeralds Found:	5815	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	5366
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	1072	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

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Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	7998

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!