🔥per capita Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1651	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

TangoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, body hair, Brazil, comparison, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Destination, Exploration, grooming habits, hairy, Minecraft, Natural, per capita, personal preference, Pussies, Server, shaved, south america, Stereotypes, superficial, TangoCraft, travel, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and untamed as the natural pussies of Brazil and Argentina? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are rocking a full bush! Join us for a hairy adventure unlike any other, where the only thing smoother than our gameplay is the smooth jazz playing in the background. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore a world where the only thing shaved is the ice in your mojito. See you in South America, baby!

Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	324

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

Babes, birth control, blocky, Casual Sex, coalburners, disowning, family members, Minecraft, niggers, NWord, per capita, Pregnancy, Race War, safety net, Server, Shenanigans, single moms, single mothers, welfare benefits

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5497
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	844109	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

PlushiePurgeCraft

attachment, childhood toy, cleanliness, comfort object, Communication, compromise, disagreement, germs, health, hygiene, long-term relationships, otaku hobbies, PlushiePurgeCraft, relationships, sharing a bed, Sickness, sleeping habits, sleeping with stuffed animals, stuffed animal, travel habits, Washing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

CashMeOutsideMC SMP

abundance, affluence, CashMeOutsideMC, defiance, extravagant spending, extravagant wealth, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, high society, INDEPENDENCE, lavish living, living large, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, opulence, power, prosperity, Rebellion, smp, success, wealth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!

SecretCraft: Shhh…Don’t Tell!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	5038	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Do you secretly build giant statues of llamas in your Minecraft world when no one is looking? Well, guess what? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner llama-loving architect! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-themed adventures, secret llama societies, and even a llama rodeo every Saturday night (Disclaimer: llamas not actually included in rodeo). So come on, join our server and let your llama obsession run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and our admin team consists of magical unicorns who grant wishes to lucky players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Motor/sp/ort Madness Minecraft SMP

4 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps, Arca, Bitnile.com Grand Prix of Portland, Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours, Circuit ICAR, circuit zandvoort, Coke Zero Sugar 400, Daytona International Speedway, Dutch Grand Prix, elms, Formula 1, GT Festival #1, GT Festival #2, GTWC Asia, GTWC Australia, GTWC Europe, IMSA Pilot, Indy NXT, IndyCar, LIUNA 175, madness, Magny-Cours #1, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, Mobility Resort Motegi, Motegi, Motor sport, motorsport, MX-5 Cup, NASCAR Canada, NASCAR Cup, NASCAR Trucks, NASCAR Xfinity, Okayama International Circuit #1, Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit, Portland International Raceway, smp, Sprecher 150, Super Formula, Virginia International Raceway Race #1, Virginia Is For Racing Lovers Grand Prix, Wawa 250

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a NASCAR race on steroids! Join us for some high-octane action and adrenaline-pumping races that will have you on the edge of your seat.

We’ve got more races than you can shake a stick at, from NASCAR Xfinity to GTWC Australia to Super Formula and everything in between. And the best part? You can participate in all of them right from the comfort of your Minecraft world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you race against your friends in virtual cars while building your dream world at the same time? It’s like living in a fast and furious dreamland where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of the race and the excitement of Minecraft all in one place. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, deportation, deported, difficult decision, difficult living situation, family, family dynamics, Household, illegal entry, illegal immigrants, immigration, living situation, overcrowded, overcrowding, Police, privacy, Report, sham marriage, sharing, stress, VISAS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.

And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!

BreakupCraft SMP

biggest killer, BreakupCraft, Communication, dishonesty, financial issues, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of appreciation, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of quality time, lack of respect, poor conflict resolution, relationships, smp, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	566	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to life’s most burning questions, like what is the biggest killer of relationships nowadays? Is it creepers blowing up your house? Is it accidentally hitting your friend’s pet wolf with a diamond sword? Or is it simply not sharing your enchanted golden apples? Find out on our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “TNT explosion!” Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	742
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

000, 600, 600k, Break, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, MARK, Military, News, Personnel Losses, putin, Russian, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than russia losing 600,000 soldiers in a game of chicken with ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the fuss is about. we have more explosions than a fireworks show on the fourth of july and more drama than a kardashian family reunion. come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – it’s the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe!

HeliGuard vs FPV: Russia Edition

aerospace, aircraft, Aviation, countermeasures, Defense, Drone Detection, Edition, FPV, FPV Drones, helicopters, HeliGuard, innovation, Military, national security, Protect, russia, scrambles, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	173	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: Russia is going crazy trying to protect their helicopters from FPV drones, right? Well, on our server, you can join in on the action and help protect the choppers yourself! Fly your own drone and take down those pesky helicopters before they even know what hit ’em! It’s a wild ride full of adrenaline and explosions, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those helicopters who’s boss! #DroneSquadGoals #RussiaAintGotNothinOnUs