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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	5385
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Potions Brewed:	79
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4272	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!