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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2956 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5892 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
