people shit – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4
1.20.4, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beastly, beauty, DATING, evolutionary biology, fertility crisis, gender dynamics, genetic diversity, less attractive, MATCHMAKING.., mating preferences, Men, pair, partner selection, physical appearance, relationships, reproductive success, social experiment, societal norms, society, Women
Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!
We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!
Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP
biggest flaw, FlawlessGamer, imperfections, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-faultfinding, self-faults, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, smp
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.
Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

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CoolKidVanishedCraft
adolescence, bullying, childhood memories, CoolKidVanishedCraft, fitting in, gossip, growing up, high school, Nostalgia, Outsider, peer pressure, popular kid, popularity contest, Rumors, School, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social status, teenage drama, teenage experiences, teenage years
Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.
Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

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EuroCraft: Secure Ukraine Now!
alliance building, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european union, Europeans, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, nato, negotiations, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Secure, security assistance, security guarantees, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, US
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have more security than Ukraine! the US is even asking Europeans what they need for security guarantees, but who needs that when you can join our server and be protected by our army of pixelated chickens!
we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by our elite team of ninja villagers.
rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly on a pig.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most secure minecraft server in the world!

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Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!
aerobic capacity, Berg, cardiovascular fitness, controls, Craft, critique, Differences, exercise tolerance, Fun, Garbsch, long covid, Medical research, patient health, Patients, peer review, problematic patient exclusion, research methodology, respiratory capacity, scientific critique, small sample, study critique, VO2Max
come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

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Naruto survival soon come in, you need those admins of the server minecraft
admins, Adventure, Anime, Community, Fun, Gaming, Good, Minecraft, Modes, multiplayer, Naruto, ONLINE, Plugins, responsive, Roleplay, Server, steep, Survival, Technical, world
Survival in the world of Naruto with steep modes and plugins with responsive and good admins.
For the server we need technical ads.
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Broomstix

BedrockJava, Broomstix, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Economy, Enchantments, FlyOnSundays, Harddifficulty, HomeworkHelp, Landclaiming, market, MobTeleportation, PlayerTeleportation, PrivateMessaging, PvP, RandomTeleportation, ServerShops, smp, Staff, Survival, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java?	Yes, there is cross-play and no Java account is required.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can I teleport mobs with a lead?	Yes, you can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.
Is there a main PvP arena?	Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Are there voting ranks and rewards?	Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards for players who participate in voting.
Can I fly freely in the overworld?	Yes, you can fly freely in the overworld every Sunday.

Pixel Portal 1.21.3
1.21.3, digital content, digital influencers, favorite intros, Gaming influencers, internet celebrities, intros, online creators, online entertainment, online personalities, online videos, PIXEL, Portal, virtual avatars, virtual channels, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual experiences, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtubers, youtube intros
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where cows are secretly aliens and pigs can fly…literally!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending surprises. From giant rainbow sheep to talking trees, this server will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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Creeper Chaos Land
artist, career updates, Chaos, creeper, Entertainment, future plans, Land, Mariah Man, Mariah Man albums, Mariah Man collaborations, Mariah Man events, Mariah Man interviews, Mariah Man news, Mariah Man performances, Mariah Man songs, Mariah Man updates, Music, Music (Industry), music career, new releases, pop music, Singer, upcoming projects
HEY GUYS, WELCOME TO THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO MARIAH CAREY SONGS, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT WEAR TOP HATS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHAT’S NEXT FOR MARIAH MAN! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW!

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BroSplitLottoDrama
aging family members, borrowed money, BroSplitLottoDrama, Debts, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial situations, future planning, Heartless, hypothetical situation, in-home care, Lottery winnings, personal issues, Priorities, rocky history, savings, Siblings, stolen money, transparency, unrealistic expectations
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Just like in this crazy story, we don’t split winnings evenly here – we split the fun evenly for everyone to enjoy!
Join us and build your dream world, where you can prioritize securing safety nets for your virtual family and aging virtual family members. No need to worry about loan requests or stolen virtual money – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So come on down to our server and show your brother that you don’t need to split lottery winnings to have a good time – you just need to join our epic Minecraft community! Who needs real money when you have virtual blocks to play with, am I right? Join now and let the fun begin!

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