people in their 70s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

KyivCraft: Diplomatic Disaster

American diplomat, Crime Scene, Dead, death investigation., diplomat found dead, Diplomatic, diplomatic incident, Disaster, foreign affairs, foul play, Hotel, hotel room, international news, kyiv, Kyiv hotel, KyivCraft, mysterious death, Report, suspicious death, tragic incident, Ukraine, US diplomat, US embassy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even diplomats are dropping dead from excitement in Kyiv hotels just thinking about joining! like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will literally blow your mind and make you forget how to spell properly. join now and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and making friends with players from all over the world. who needs diplomacy when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? come join us and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town!

AutoPilotCraft

anatomy, AUTOMATED, Automation, AutoPilotCraft, biology, body functions, convenience, efficiency, Evolution, Fortunate, functions, health, homeostasis, Human Behavior, human body, humans, laziness, Lazy, metabolism, natural processes, physiology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu sOmEtHiNg, ThIs sErVeR iS sO cOoL yOuR bOdY wIlL bE cOmPlEtElY aUtOmAtEd jUsT lIkE yOuR bOdY fUnCtIoNs! yOu wOn’T eVeN hAvE tO bReAtHe, eAt, oR sLeEp aNyMoRe! jUsT mInEcRaFt aLl dAy lOnG aNd lEt tHe sErVeR tAkE cArE oF yOuR bOdY! pLuS, wE hAvE aN ePiC sToRy aBoUt aN eNdErMaN aNd a cOw wHo fOuGhT oVeR a cArRoT! yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS sErVeR fOr tHaT aLoNe! so cOmE oN aNd jOiN uS, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

CashCraft: No Poverty, Only Fun!

alcohol, budgeting, CashCraft, child development, children, economic impact, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, Fun, income inequality, low-income households, Monthly cash transfers, MOTHERS, POVERTY, poverty reduction, risk reduction, Social Impact, social programs, social welfare, spending habits, study, tobacco

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out monthly cash transfers like its candy! u wont be poor in this server cuz we got ur back with that sweet cash flow. and guess what? u wont spend it all on tobacco or alcohol cuz we got ur priorities straight.

mothers on our server are thriving, spending more time and money on their kids than ever before. u wanna be a top mom in minecraft? then join us and start raking in that cash for ur virtual family.

dont miss out on this opportunity to level up ur minecraft game and ur bank account. join now and start living that high roller life in the world of blocks and pixels.

Space

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Kosmosis is a Diamond Economy driven Towny Survival Server set on a map with Terralith Custom Terrain. Homebrew and eccentric Datapacks offer a unique survival experience, and a powerful server machine keeps the experience running smoothly. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use of the Terralith Datapack to bring you an exciting and epic world to build your civilizations on. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use a strict diamond driven economy that makes your inventory your wallet. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis introduces an array of new ingredients for its very own custom potions. —————————————————————————- Save up your diamonds to purchase OP Tools that make any project 100x easier in survival.

51.161.106.135

Arkored

application, Arkored, Community, Customer, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Release, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Updates

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

We will be releasing soon! Join our discord for updates!

Staff is needed join in and create an application!

Welcome to Arkored! Arkored is where you’re going to have the best skyblock experience! We have a ton of customer features why not join and come find out!

Join our discord @ www.arkored.net

play.arkored.net

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, creative plots, Creativeplots, Discord, discord server, Disney, Disneyland, Disneyworld, Entertainment, epcot, Epcotcenter, Epcotcenter1989, Familyfriendly, freeforall, Freetoplay, Fun, Gaming, horizonparks, Lobby, Mcamusement, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Newtomorrow, ONLINE, Other, planet minecraft, PNT, PNT³, project new tomorrow, Projectnewtomorrow, Recreations, Retro, RIDES, Roleplay, server ip, Themepark, Themeparks, vintage, Waltdisneyworld

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft Server

Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	59	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
SERVER SPECS:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X	RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location: San Jose, California, United States	Platform: Fabric 1.21
MODS & TWEAKS
In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience:
DATAPACKS
Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief	Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg	Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops	Silence Mobs
Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition
APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq	Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link	Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview	Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is The Club SMP?

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.

2. How do I join The Club SMP?

To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.

3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?

The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.

4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?

In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.

5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?

We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.

USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	2587
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!