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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	929841
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8043	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	8650	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!