Pentanik Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7186	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

aquatic animals, Brazil, Coast, cocaine, CokeCraft, drug contamination, drug contamination in wildlife, drug detection, drug exposure, drug testing, drug use, environmental impact, illegal drugs, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean pollution, Sharks, sharky, Shores, south america, wildlife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	9680
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MoonRockMadness

Chang’e-6 landing area, change program, China, Geological context, geological samples, lunar data, lunar data sharing, Lunar exploration, Lunar far side, lunar geology, Lunar landing, lunar minerals, lunar mission, lunar research, lunar rocks, lunar samples, lunar science, Lunar surface, MoonRockMadness, sample analysis, space exploration

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

ExeParadise

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Emeralds Found:	3693	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

MCHell.ru Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Community, creativity, Equal, Friends, Fun, Gaming, high performance, MCHell.ru, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, powerful hardware, Relaxation, Server, Support, Survival, survival skills, teamwork

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	379
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	193	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Competitive Gaming, CraftyClash, esports, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, video games, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

ObaraCraft Minecraft Server – R.I.P. Noriko Obara

age 88, animated series, Anime, Condolences, doraemon, Doronjo, iconic roles, Illness, Japanese voice actress, Minecraft, Nobita Nobi, Noriko, Noriko Obara, Obara, ObaraCraft, passes away, R.I.P, RIP, Server, Tribute, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voiceover, Yatterman

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Mines Excavated:	3490	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, even Noriko Obara would have cracked up playing on it! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. And who knows, maybe you’ll even hear the ghost of Noriko Obara herself whispering jokes in your ear as you mine for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

adulting, aita, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, dining out, Edition, Etiquette, family, Frustration, judgment, Manners, parenting, public behavior, public spaces, reactions, Restaurant, ScreamCraft, screaming, social norms, strangers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	8675
Farms Harvested:	723	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Void Gems Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.