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MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.

But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	583	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8017	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	633185	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	4860
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!