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BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	4644
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Votes:	3746
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8498	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	386895
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	121

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!