Penniesgone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Votes:	4213	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	5385
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!