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ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchantments Applied:	124
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

18+ (proof required)Minecraft: Java & CurseForge (no pirated versions)

Choose Your Town:

🌊 E’mera (Black Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6444	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	145783
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4977	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3211	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	84	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	163

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!