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HamasAlertGals

ALARM, Bravery, Conflict, Defense, female soldiers, Gaza Strip, Hamas threat, HamasAlertGals, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intelligence, military service, military training, national security, RETURN, SECURITY, Terrorism, Warning, women in combat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where female soldiers fight off evil hamas threats in a virtual world! they raised the alarm before october 7 and now they’re back in israel, ready to take on any challenge! build your own army, defend your base, and conquer the enemy with your mad skills! join now for a wild ride full of action, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos! who knew minecraft could be so intense? let’s goooooo!

CraftyChemoCombo – 30 characters

BRAF-mutated, cetuximab, Characters, chemotherapy, clinical trial, CraftyChemoCombo, dual-targeted therapies, encorafenib, metastatic colorectal cancer, mFOLFOX6, Orr, overall response rate, SOC treatment, standard of care

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server around!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild, you’ll be battling mutant Ender Dragons and riding llamas into battle.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a disco party at the Nether portal every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Misty’s Server

2024.., Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, created, custom addon, December 12, Discord, exploding lava bowls, fabric mod, Honor system, market economy, Mini Games, MISTYS, pale garden, Redstone, Reset, Server, smp, structure mods, Technical, Terralith

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to Misty’s Server (Name Pending)
Cheating is expressly forbidden, and any who consider doing so will be banned permanently.
We simply wish to play Minecraft with like-minded people.

Server Features:

Custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight

Terralith for world generation

Couple of compatible structure mods

Pale Garden backported to 1.21.1

Blaze and Caves datapack with 1000+ new advancements

Bluemap for viewing world map in browser

Server Details:

Java only, using fabric

Discord: Join Our Discord

Bluemap: View Our Bluemap

Base Modpack: Download Modpack

Additional Information:

Players enjoy building bases, redstone creations, mini-games, and more
World resets only with unanimous agreement
Server created on December 12, 2024
Market economy based on honor system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I cheat on the server?

Cheating is not allowed on the server and will result in a permanent ban.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join our Discord by following the link provided above or visiting our Discord server page.

3. Is the server Java only?

Yes, the server is Java only and uses the Fabric modloader.

4. What mods and datapacks are used on the server?

We have a custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight, Terralith for world generation, structure mods, Pale Garden, Blaze and Caves datapack with new advancements, and Bluemap for viewing the world map.

5. Can I download the base modpack for the server?

Yes, you can download the base modpack by visiting the provided link above.

6. When was the server created?

The server was created on December 12, 2024.

7. How does the server economy work?

Our server offers a market economy typically based on the honor system, where players trade resources and items with each other.

Epic Craft Adventures 1.20.1

1.20.1, 94385323, Adventures, Analytics, Audience, CONTENT, Craft, data, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Epic, HASHTAG, Insights, long tail tags, Measurement, Numbers, ONLINE, Optimization, Performance, Seo, social media, strategy, tags, trends

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies, it’s lit AF.

We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?

And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.

Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.

Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.

GrannyGamer Minecraft Server

abandonment, ABUSIVE, Cheating, children, Cozy, Enabling, Fake, Family Events, Father, forgiveness, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyGamer, HATER, Minecraft, mistress, old age, reconciliation, Rude, second wife, Server, step-grandma

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships and betrayal, just like the tangled vines in the jungle biome.

Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!

DiscriminatingDad420

acceptance, amusement, Communication, costume, cultural sensitivity, DiscriminatingDad420, discrimination, father-son relationship, furry community, Hot Topic, humor, judgement, LGBTQ, mall outing, parenting, perspective, pride parade, Respect, social norms, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	303066
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a person dressed as a fox in a mall? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.

So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

Peatland Microbe Madness

adaptation, amazon rainforest, Amazonian peatlands, Biodiversity, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate science, discovery, ecosystem, Environmental Science, greenhouse gases, long term storage, madness, Microbe, Microbes, microbial ecology, microbiology, Peatland, research, scientists, unknown family

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have discovered a secret family of microbes in the amazonian peatlands! these crazy microbes can either help save the planet by storing carbon for long-term or release it into the atmosphere as greenhouse gases!

imagine building your own virtual world while these tiny creatures work their magic in the background. who knows what kind of crazy climate change shenanigans they’ll get up to next! join us now for a wild ride of discovery and chaos!

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Features	– Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Regular server updates and maintenance– Player events with survival rewards
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there is a specific SMP map where griefing is allowed.
Will the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps are permanent and won’t reset.
Are there regular server updates?	Yes, the server is actively updated and maintained.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, occasional player events are run with survival rewards.
What minigames are available on the server?	Spleef is one of the minigames recently added to the server.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21

Assertiveness, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, gender dynamics, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, office dynamics, PIXEL, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, Self Respect, sensitivity training, sexual harassment, social interactions, uncomfortable situations, verbal cues, workplace culture, workplace harassment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about your coworker’s tits distracting you!

Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Plus, our server has custom plugins and mini-games that will blow your mind (in a good way, not like your coworker’s boobs).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those distracting comments behind!

MedCheckMadness

co parenting, Communication, court appointed, dosage, double check, family dynamics, Fatherhood, go-between, liver enzymes, MedCheckMadness, medication error, medication label, Miscommunication., Motherhood, parenting, pharmacy error, pharmacy instructions, reminder, verbal instructions, written instructions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Enchantments Applied:	216	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally double dosing on medication? Look no further! Join our server for a dose of chaos and confusion that will make you question your sanity (in a fun way, of course).

Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?

And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.

So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!