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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5502 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5948 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.
But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?