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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3456
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mines Excavated:	3825
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9901
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Emeralds Found:	8174	Rainbows Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	1747
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	744	Players Killed by Monsters:	4873
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	5794	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?