penis critique Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

NopeNotEvenForMinecraftSMP

declining powers, extraordinary abilities, extraordinary talents, NopeNotEvenForMinecraftSMP, powers to refuse, refusing gifts, refusing superpowers, rejecting offers, rejecting opportunities, rejecting special powers, saying no to abilities, saying no to superpowers, Special abilities, supernatural abilities, Supernatural powers, superpower rejection, turning down gifts, undesirable gifts, unwanted abilities, unwanted skills

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	4084
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1461

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and craft items? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can reject superpowers left and right, like the ability to turn all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns or the power to make creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine. Who needs those kinds of powers anyway when you can join our server and experience the true chaos of Minecraft like never before?

So come on down and join our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might even discover a superpower you never knew you needed, like the ability to make all the chickens on the server wear top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless, so what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace the madness!

FriendshipCraft: SecretRevealed

BETRAYAL, close friends, confidential information, deep connections, friendship, FriendshipCraft, hidden pasts, hidden truths, Honesty, intimate details, long lasting friendships, long-term relationships, loyalty, personal revelations, private matters, SecretRevealed, Secrets, Surprises, surprising revelations, Trust, unexpected confessions, unexpected discoveries

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds! Join us and uncover the juicy secrets of your fellow players after years of friendship. Did you know that Steve has a secret underground lair filled with diamonds? Or that Alex is actually a master prankster who loves to troll unsuspecting players? Join our server and prepare to be shocked, amazed, and maybe even a little bit scared of what you’ll discover about your friends. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

NukeTownCraft

arms control, atomic bomb, Diplomacy, global security, governor, hiroshima, ideal, international relations, Japan, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeTownCraft, Peace, Peacebuilding, political leadership, pressing issue, security council, united nations, world war II

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1881	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660
Crops Grown:	1871	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	2827

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hiroshima but without the bad stuff. we got nukes, bombs, and all the explosions you could ever want. the governor said our server is the bomb, literally. join now for a blast of a time and help us tackle nuclear disarmament by blowing up everything in sight. who needs ideals when you can have explosions, amirite?

StickShiftSecurity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like owning a car with a manual transmission – no one gonna steal yo diamonds cuz they too busy tryna figure out how to work the redstone contraptions!

we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.

plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.

so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.

NoLonelyCraft – Find love and diamonds here!

DATING, dating efforts, diamonds, Effort, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being single, fear of singlehood, Find, finding partners, higher self-esteem, investing, involuntary single, keeping partners, love, NoLonelyCraft, relationships, romantic partners, romantic relationships, self esteem, self worth, single individuals, singlehood, trying hard

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

are u tired of being alone in minecraft? do u fear the single player life? well fear no more, cuz this server is the answer to all ur lonely nights! join us and never be single in minecraft again!

people on this server invest all their love and effort into finding a minecraft partner. u won’t be single for long, trust me! and if u already have a minecraft partner, well lucky u! u can just chill and not worry about trying too hard.

high self-esteem? who needs it! on this server, everyone is desperate for love and companionship. u won’t feel the need to try too hard, cuz everyone is just as crazy as u are!

so come join us on this wild ride of love, romance, and blocky adventures. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world!

Aurora’s SMP – Where you can build majestic things… or just be a potato. Potatoes welcome! No age restrictions 🙂

Adventure, age, aurora, Auroras, authentic, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Day, Discord, endermen, Fabric, friendship, imagination, landscape, Majestic, Memories, mini blocks, night, Potato, Potatoes, restrictions, shulker, smp, Survival, things, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora SMP
Season	3
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Features	Easy sleeping mechanic Endermen don’t steal blocks Adjustable armor stands Enhanced drops from mobs Custom player heads from wandering traders Bluemap for 3D viewing Inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks
How to Join	Add TaintedPixels on Discord for requests

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) about Aurora SMP

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Fabric 1.21.
How can I join the server?	To join, add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server has datapacks such as easy sleeping, non-block stealing Endermen, adjustable armor stands, enhanced mob drops, custom player heads from wandering traders, Bluemap for 3D viewing, and inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks.

ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, Argentinians, ArgentiniansJugglers, BraziliansUber eat drivers, Iberians, Minecraft, PolishPlumbers, Server, Toilet cleaners

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2478	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1337
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a circus act? Well, look no further because we’ve got Argentinian Jugglers, Brazilian Uber Eats drivers, Iberian toilet cleaners, and Polish plumbers all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as these unique professions clash in the virtual world. Watch as the jugglers try to balance their way through challenging obstacles, the Uber Eats drivers race to deliver food faster than ever before, the toilet cleaners scrub their way to victory, and the plumbers fix up the messes left behind.

You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with a whole lot of craziness! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Skillz4Days – Minecraft SMP

critical thinking, Decision making, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, lifelong learning, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-mastery, skill acquisition., Skillz4Days, smp, success mindset, talent development, Time management

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Items Found:	6359	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and instantly learn the skill of building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your friends and enemies alike with your extravagant self-portraits that will make everyone question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyMineChaos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to test your skills in the ultimate challenge of trying to herd a group of explosive sheep through a maze without blowing yourself up! Think it sounds easy? Think again! These sheep have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to cause chaos and destruction. Can you outsmart them and make it to the end in one piece? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this explosive adventure! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show us what you’re made of!