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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	143

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Buildings Constructed:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	9537	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	153
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	2612	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	7615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8350
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7400

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	1650

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!