Block Battle Royale – Showdown Time

battle, BLOCK, body positivity, cock rate, confidence in bed, Intimacy, Intimate relationships, let’s see them, libido, love and attraction, male anatomy, male performance, open conversations about sex, penis aesthetics, penis size comparison, relationship advice, Royale.., sexual confidence, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexuality discussions, showdown, Time

Join the server that will exorcise your sanity into the pixelated void!!!

Welcome to Flatlandia – the server that defies logic, bends space-time, and rewrites the very fabric of Minecraft itself! Forget everything you’ve ever known about gaming because nothing matters here, and yet, everything matters! Are you brave enough to plunge into the delirium?

Feature Name	Description
Infinite Time Loops	Experience the thrill of mining the same block forever, while your past selves scream for freedom!
Cursed Biomes	Explore worlds where trees bleed and the oceans are lava—because why not? Delete your expectations!
Sentient Mobs	Enderman have developed sarcasm, and creepers now offer unsolicited life advice. Good luck!
Random Server Crashes	Embrace the chaos as your game crashes and your deep-seated fears manifest in pixelated form!
Oven Magic	Cooking becomes a ritualistic performance; every meal is a portal to existential dread!

Frequently Asked Questions (and Meditations on Reality)

Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and wish really hard. After all, isn’t reality just a fragile illusion?

Q: What version is this server?A: Versions are for the weak! We’re beyond versions. We exist in a state of perpetual Minecraft. You are in a version of your mind!

Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are merely suggestions whispered by the wind. Do whatever your soul compels you to do… within limits that are non-existent.

Random Quotes from Beyond the Veil

“Let’s see them all!” – A benevolent specter?

“Reality is a construct, this is but an onion.” – A deeply confused philosopher?

“Why don’t we just buy a boat and sail to the dawn?” – A nostalgic dreamer cursed to wander.

OceanHeatWaveCraft

alarming trend, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, expected, Faster, global warming, Marine Biology, ocean temperatures, OceanHeatWaveCraft, oceanography, predictions, research, Rising, Scientific community, scientists, sea levels, temperature increase

so, like, you know how scientists are all like “ocean temperatures are rising much faster than expected”? well, on this server, we have a theory that it’s because all the lava from the nether is leaking into the ocean and heating it up! join us on this wild adventure as we try to stop the lava leaks and save the ocean from turning into a giant hot tub! plus, we have penguins that can talk and give you quests to find the lost treasure of Captain Squidbeard. come join us and help save the ocean, one block at a time!

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Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost

agricultural practices, Biodiversity, Boost, carbon, carbon sequestration, carbon sequestration potential, carbon sequestration rates, carbon sequestration strategies, carbon sequestration techniques, carbon storage, climate, Ecosystem Services, england, environmental benefits, grassland management, Hedge, hedgerows, land management, rock formation, soil carbon storage, soil health, soil type, Storage, Sustainable Agriculture

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the hedgerows be poppin’ off with that soil carbon storage, yo! We ain’t playin’ around, we got them hedges storing 40% more carbon than some lame grassland, like what even is that?

Our soil be lit AF, storing 40 tonnes more carbon per hectare than anywhere else in England, like dang, that’s some next level eco-friendly ish right there. And get this, it don’t even matter where you at in England, our soil be holdin’ it down no matter the soil type, rock formation, or climate. It’s like magic or somethin’, straight up wizardry up in here.

So come on down to our server and witness the power of the hedgerows, where the soil be carbon storin’ like nobody’s business. Join us and be part of the soil carbon storage revolution, yo! Let’s get that carbon in the ground, y’all!

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Prime Survival

Announcements, Claims, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, Friendly, Lag-free, Map, North America, Playershops, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, text channels, voice channels

Prime Survival Server Overview

IP	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime Survival aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.
Community	Player base primarily from North America, but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has the Prime Survival server been operating?

The server has been running since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

3. What regions do most players come from?

Most players are from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. Is there an active community on the server?

Yes, there is a friendly and supportive community on the server. There is also an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

5. How can I stay connected with the community?

Join the Discord server here to stay connected with the community.

Corpo Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, agency.., Allure, Corpo, Crafters, discussion, EIEN Extended, en, ex-corpo talents, globie, graduated talents, IDOLS, indie vtubers, KR vtubers, mascot, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Reverie Extended, small corpo, Specialite., Stellar Verse Productions, Talents, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, V4Mirai, VSMP, VSPO, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine a world where vtubers are managing agencies and representing brands, that’s the vibe of this server! We’re talking about talents and mascots of corpo™s that are so wild, they need their own space to discuss.

And guess what, you can even shill your small corpo oshi here, no judgment bro! If your oshi is constantly in the spotlight, focus there, but if not, bring them to the party! And don’t even get me started on ex-corpo talents, they’re allowed too, just respect their other identities, man.

This server is like a vortex of vtubers, with threads for different corpos like idol, Allure, NEXAS, VSMP, and more! It’s a whole new world of Minecraft meets vtubers, and you gotta be a part of it. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s dive into the chaos together!

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BirthdayBlockBash

Airbnb, Asshole, basement, birthday weekend, BirthdayBlockBash, Board Games, Boyfriend, Cats, celebration, city, dog, Fight, Friends, Game, getaway, liked, partner, Rude, Switch, Tripod

So, like, I joined this Minecraft server (29f) for my birthday weekend getaway, right? My mom booked this Airbnb in the city and I brought my partner (27m) and my dog along. But then we had to stop by my partner’s friend’s place, who had cats, so I had to lock my dog in the unfinished basement. Not cool, dude. My dog is a front amp tripod, so getting him down and back up those stairs was a whole adventure.

Anyway, we ended up playing board games for like 4 or 5 hours and I was just not feeling it, ya know? I wanted to play my Switch and enjoy my birthday present game, but apparently that made me look like an asshole. And then my boyfriend starts saying his friends never liked me! Like, what?! Should I have just sucked it up and played the stupid board game? Join this server for drama, board game shenanigans, and questionable pet accommodations!

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ChurchGovSMP

church involvement, church-state separation, ChurchGovSMP, constitutional rights, government and religion, governmental policies, legal boundaries, political decisions, political neutrality, religious autonomy, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious freedom, religious influence, religious institutions, religious liberty, religious organizations, secular society, separation of church and state, separation of powers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Area 51 but with a twist of Spongebob Squarepants. Like, you can build your own floating castle in the sky and ride unicorns into battle against evil llamas. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the lost treasure of the ancient potato gods.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

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StrangerDangerCraft

compassion, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, heartwarming experience, Human Connection, impactful moment, Kindness, lasting impression, memorable encounter, positive impact, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, small act of kindness, stranger, stranger’s generosity, stranger’s kindness, StrangerDangerCraft, touching moment, unexpected gesture, unforgettable moment

Remember that time a stranger on our Minecraft server built an entire replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks? And then proceeded to ride a pig off the top while playing the accordion? Yeah, that’s the kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a non-stop party of crazy builds, epic adventures, and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco rave hosted by creepers. Don’t miss out on all the madness – join our server now!

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Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

eu4-free.falixserver.net:39540

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Horizon’s End

Allies, asteroids, bazaar, Cargo Hauling, custom ships, Economy, enemies, energy generation, Geopolitics, Horizons, Land Claim, Movecraft, nation outpost, Nations, No map resets, Planets, SETTLEMENT, settlement zone, smp, Space, space map, Space stations, starships

IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End offers custom-coded gameplay mechanics, a custom map with 18 hand-crafted planets, and an advanced land management system for settlements, nations, and space stations.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Horizon’s End?	Horizon’s End is a nation-building multiplayer Minecraft server set in space, with custom-coded gameplay mechanics and a custom map.
How many worlds are in the map?	There are 18 hand-crafted planets in the map, offering a variety of environments for exploration and settlement.
What can I do in Horizon’s End?	You can build custom ships, mine asteroids, trade cargo, engage in geopolitics, skill up at starship combat, and much more – the possibilities are endless!
How do land claims work?	You can join settlements, nations, claim outposts, create settlement zones, and claim space stations to stake your territory and build your own communities.
What are recent highlights from the server?	Recent events include nation wars, bond issuances, and the rise of new trade cities on the server.

Skyward Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Realms, Skyward

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where chickens rule and humans drool! squawk

Forget boring old servers, this one is a riving with excitement and chaos! squawk

Build your own chicken empire and conquer the land with your feathered friends! squawk

Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal army of clucking warriors at your side? squawk

Don’t be a chicken, join now and embrace the madness! squawk

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