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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 431 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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