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Navigating This Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8365
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	913345
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

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/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

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❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

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IP – PandaMC.ru

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VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!