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Game Start Minecraft Server

#impatience, anticipation, Beginning, Boredom, delayed gratification, eager, eager anticipation, Frustration, Game, Game Progress, game start, Game TIME!, gameplay, lack of action, long wait, Minecraft, Server, slow beginning, slow start, Start, starting point, time wasted, two hours in, Waiting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, bandit, Blue, blue ghost, Community, Content Creator, Drama, Fandom, Forgotten, Gaming, general, ghost, intergalactic, intergalactic bandit, Minecraft, Mogu Ghost, ONLINE, smp, Streamer, Sunny, SunnySplosion, Thread, twitch

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	9177	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, again.., Austin TX, Believers and Ballots Faith Town Hall, BLOCK, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, Duluth GA, God Bless the USA, Joe Rogan Experience, Las Vegas NV, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Party, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, press conference, ptg, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tempe AZ, THE STATE OF THIS BROWN EDITION, trump archive, Trump pastebin, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Turning Point Rally, we will win, White House 45

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchantments Applied:	225
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, ARPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, Combat, dungeon crawling, Epic, equipment upgrades, Exploration, FANTASY, Finally, gameplay, gtalright, Hack and Slash, high intensity, leveling up, Loot, Loot drops, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Questing, role playing, Skill Tree, smp, Time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	897934	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	4496	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4186	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Ores Mined:	9777	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5465	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	927305
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Emeralds Found:	235	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	3993	Emeralds Found:	343
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.