KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy
Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends
Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.
Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
NukeCraftEU2020
arms control, Defense, deterrent, Diplomacy, Europe, European, France, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Macron, Military, new, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftEU2020, Peacekeeping, proliferation, prospect, SECURITY, strategy
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect urself from creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got u covered with EUROPEAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS. yep, u heard that right. no more worrying about getting blown up by mobs, cuz u got the big guns now.
imagine u and ur friends building a sick base together, and then BAM! u launch a nuke at ur enemies and watch them go BOOM. it’s like fireworks, but way more destructive. plus, u can roleplay as a super villain or something, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be in control of a nuclear arsenal in minecraft?
join our server now and experience the thrill of nuclear warfare in a blocky world. trust us, u won’t regret it. just make sure u don’t blow up ur own base by accident, cuz that would be a major oopsie daisy.

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New Server IP
CropCraft 4.0: Biotech Big Data AI
advanced breeding techniques, Agricultural Technology, AI integration, big, big data, Biotech, biotechnology, Breeding 4.0, crop breeding, crop improvement, crop innovation, CropCraft, data, data-driven breeding, genetic data analysis, genetic insights, high-throughput phenotyping, multiomics databases, new crop varieties, Next-generation AI, personalized breeding, plant genetics, precision agriculture, SENSORS
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da next-gen crop breeding revolution! we got AI dat can make crops grow faster dan u can say “carrot.” we call it “Breeding 4.0” cuz it’s like da upgrade of all upgrades. we use biotechnology, big data, and AI to make da most epic crops u ever seen. we even got sensors and AI to help us figure out which crops are da best. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft. so come join us and be part of da future of farming!

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New Server IP

Parallel

Active Economy, Custom Features, Dangers, Discord, dynamic community, ip address, Lore Participation, Lore Shaping, mace, No Lag, open-world gameplay, Parallel, parallel worlds, player + mob head drops, pocket dimension, rift travel, Rifts, server photos, shopping district, smp, Treasures, trials update, uncharted territory, Updates, vanilla chest shops, vault loot, Vibrant Community, Website, XP Storage

Parallel Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address (1.21.3+)	play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
For a fuller set of rules, visit the website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m using a cracked Minecraft version?	No, we require all players to have a legitimate Minecraft account to join our server.
Are there specific roles or factions on the server?	While we don’t have predefined roles or factions, players are free to form alliances or groups within the community.
How often are server updates and events held?	We strive to provide regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for our players.
Is there a way to report rule violations or issues with other players?	Yes, players can report any rule violations or issues to the server staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Lolanya’s Love Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, Boyfriend, CrimsonIcebear, DATING, digital footprint, Followers, interactions, Lolanyas, love, love life, online activity, online presence, Realm, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Significant Other, social media, social media presence, social-networking, tweets, twitter, Updates
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! And get this, the admin is like a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing!
Plus, if you check out @CrimsonIcebear’s posts and replies on Twitter, you’ll see that this server is where all the cool kids hang out. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you might as well be living under a rock. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
RoomieRage Minecraft Server
apartment cleanliness, cleaning schedules, cleanliness, cleanliness expectations, Communication, dirty dishes, household chores, living with others, messy roommates, Minecraft, RoomieRage, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living habits, roommate responsibilities, Server, shared living space
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape from your messy roommate who’s basically a human raccoon. Like, seriously, they leave crumbs everywhere, hang up trash bags on the walls, and attract bugs with their food mess. But on this server, you can build your own clean, organized world without any dirty dishes or food stains in sight. Plus, you won’t have to argue with anyone about the state of the kitchen sponge. Join now and say goodbye to living with a real-life raccoon!

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New Server IP
TurkeyTrollXmasDinner
appie set up, bitchy, breakfast set up, Christmas snacks, cold-toned, disappointing meal, GRAVY, holiday drama, housemates, Lazy, moving out, resentful, shared house Xmas dinner, sign up sheet, stuffing, temporary housemates, turkey, TurkeyTrollXmasDinner, Xmas dinner prep, Xmas Eve
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We have a sign-up sheet for epic Christmas Eve dinners, but be warned – you might end up cooking the whole meal yourself! Just like one player who cooked the turkey, stuffing, and gravy all by themselves. But don’t worry, the other players helped out by putting the gravy in the fridge (a couple quarts, no big deal).
After a disappointing Christmas dinner with resentful housemates, things got even crazier. The drama escalated to a whole new level with passive-aggressive dishwashing and silent goodbyes. But hey, who needs real-life drama when you can experience all the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server?
So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing more wild than the gameplay is the players themselves, join us now! Just remember, don’t be surprised if you end up doing all the work and getting called lazy by your virtual housemates. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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New Server IP
MovieBuffMinecraftSMP
all-time favorites, beloved films, cinematic favorites, classic films, cult classics, favorite movies, film buffs, go-to movies, iconic films, memorable cinema, movie enthusiasts, movie marathons, Movie Nights, movie recommendations, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must see movies, repeat viewings, rewatchable films, timeless classics, Top Picks, yearly watchlist
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt but without the sunburn. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up, he’s like our own little fireworks show!
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a haunted mansion that’s totally not haunted (wink wink). Plus, we host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole day. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down in this server.
So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever, because why watch a movie once a year when you can live out your own crazy story every day in our wacky world of blocks and mobs? Let’s gooooooooooo!

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New Server IP
BlockBusterHit
BlockBusterHit, exceeded all expectations, exceeded all hopes, exceeded expectations, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Impressive.., Movie, pleasant surprise, quality film, Shockingly Good, standout, surprising success, surprisingly enjoyable, surprisingly good., surprisingly well done, Underrated, unexpected, unexpectedly fantastic, unexpectedly great
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than the movies you never expected to be good is the gameplay you never expected to be so awesome! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy builds that will have you questioning reality.
Just like that one movie that had no business being as good as it was, our server will surprise you at every turn. From epic battles with giant chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with ghostly creepers and haunted crafting tables? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by what awaits you in our wacky world of blocky madness!

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New Server IP
TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
clash, Conflict, Crucial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, president, Server, summit, Support, Tension, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, ukraine president, united states, US president, White House, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy and trump duking it out in the oval office! witness the drama unfold as they battle it out for supremacy in the virtual world. support trump because he needs it after getting wrecked by zelenskyy in this epic clash. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

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New Server IP
OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!
Biggest, diplomatic relations, economic ties, energy dependence, energy trade, EU financing, european security, european union, Fan, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, Hungarian PM, Hungarian-Russian relations, international politics, OrbánCraft, political alliances, putin, Putins, russian aggression, Russian gas, Russian oil, Viktor Orbán, war outbreak
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own fortress and battle it out with other players in a virtual war zone! Just like Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán, you can show off your financial prowess by buying resources from Putin himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have Russian gas and oil worth €15 billion?! Join now and become the biggest financier of chaos in the EU! Let the games begin!

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New Server IP

pen explosion

Parallel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Server Rules

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions