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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Emeralds Found:	9518
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6929	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!