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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9935 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 5022 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!