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ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have a guy who showers naked with the curtain wide open, singing like he’s auditioning for American Idol. But don’t worry, he’s just keeping an eye on his $10k watch in his unlocked locker because he doesn’t drive a car. And if you confront him about it, he’ll tell you you’re not right in the head and make you out to be the bad guy. It’s a real locker room drama that you won’t want to miss! Plus, who knows what other crazy characters you’ll meet along the way. Join now for a shower-singing adventure like no other! -
GroceryQuest300
Are you tired of being interrogated about your grocery shopping habits? Join our Minecraft server where no one will question your $300 grocery bill ever again! Our community is all about supporting each other and not micromanaging each other’s spending habits.On our server, you can build your dream grocery store without anyone judging you for buying expensive organic avocados. You can even roleplay as a grocery store manager and stock up on virtual groceries to your heart’s content.
So come join us and escape the real world where your husband thinks it’s normal to demand a breakdown of your grocery purchases. Let’s build a world where groceries are appreciated and not scrutinized!
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MineCraftHotties: Are You One?
Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the most attractive players in the game!Join our server and bask in the glory of your own pixelated perfection. Our custom skins will make you look like a Minecraft model straight out of a Vogue photoshoot.
Not only will you be surrounded by other beautiful players, but you’ll also have access to exclusive beauty potions that will make you even more stunning. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than any gem in the game?
So come join us on our server and show off your pixel-perfect looks. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a Minecraft celebrity and become the next blocky sensation!
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CO2 Power Plant Fun
protein synthesis, sustainable protein production, renewable energy, bioreactor technology, environmental sustainabilityyo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can literally produce protein from CO2 and electricity? like, imagine ur character in the game just straight up making protein out of thin air. it’s like some mad scientist sh*t, but in minecraft.our server has this crazy recirculating anaerobic-aerobic bioprocess that will blow ur mind. u can be like the ultimate eco-warrior, saving the planet one block at a time. plus, who wouldn’t want to flex on their friends with their own protein production system in minecraft?
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust me, once u start producing protein in the game, u won’t wanna play anywhere else. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in block form. #proteinpower #minecraftmadness
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Altheria Worldbuilding
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Server Name Altheria Minecraft Server Focus Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations IP Address play.altheria.net Discord https://discord.gg/DCFbcPAj7n Bedrock Support Port 25565 FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
What is the concept of the server?
The server focuses on geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies, and nations. Players can create their own towns, build economies, and engage in wars and alliances.
When did the server launch?
The server just launched today.
How can I join the server?
You can join the server by using the IP address play.altheria.net
Is there support for Bedrock edition?
Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition with port 25565.
How can I stay connected with other players?
You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/DCFbcPAj7n
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Oshi Mute GoXLR Hub 1.20.1
Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and pigs that wear sunglasses.And get this, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret K-pop idol in disguise. You gotta see it to believe it, man.
Plus, our chat is filled with memes that will make you question reality. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some pixelated madness together!
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BabyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a team of llamas in armor. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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ScratchCraftGFBDay
Are you tired of boring gifts like flowers and chocolates for your significant other’s birthday? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to surprise your partner with the purr-fect gift, just like this player did with a scratching post for their girlfriend’s cats! Who needs diamonds when you can give the gift of a happy feline friend? Join now and level up your gift-giving game to epic proportions! -
KidSaidWhatMinecraftSMP
Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings! It’s like a dream come true, man.But wait, there’s more! The villagers are actually secret agents working for a potato mafia, and the only way to gain their trust is by doing the chicken dance while juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, bro. It’s like a disco inferno with zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts spitting fireballs like they’re at a rap battle.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret code word to enter this magical world. Trust me, once you see a cow riding a minecart while playing the saxophone, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get weird, my dudes!
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PainCraft: The Ultimate Challenge
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world made entirely of lava! Forget about falling into a pit of creepers, here you’ll be dodging fiery death at every turn. Can you handle the heat or will you burn out?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while trying to take you down. It’s a dance battle like no other!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens. Will you be brave enough to face this ridiculous challenge and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water to cool off those burning toes!