Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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| Type | Semi-vanilla, community-driven server |
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Q: How can I join The Perch server? A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Is there a Discord server for The Perch? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/.
Q: What makes The Perch unique? A: The server separates itself by focusing on community needs, offering a cozy space without toxicity or drama, and introducing custom features.
Q: How can I get more information about the server map? A: You can view the interactive map at https://map.the-perch.net/.
So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.
So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!
We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!
| ✅ | Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community | A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience. |
| ✅ | Near-Vanilla Gameplay | No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth. |
| ✅ | No Pay-to-Win | Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms. |
| ✅ | Dynmap with Sign Pins | Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands. |
| ✅ | Shopping District & Town Hall | Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community. |
| ✅ | Active Moderation & Transparent Management | Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes. |
| ✅ | Community Events | Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight! |
You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.
Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4
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