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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!